Bonds shuns injecting human hormones, ingests humans directly

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San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds has admitted to swallowing small children whole to get bigger. Bonds, who has publicly denied using human growth hormones, felt the announcement would finally put to rest the growing suspicion that he has been "juiced" over the last few seasons. "Let's see if Jose Canseco has this in that rag he's written. No, he doesn't. If he knows so much about me, why isn't this in there? I think this really calls in question the kind of person he is." Bonds remarked.