Ageless Debate Sparks Brawl

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Police and paramedics were called to quell a violent brawl at Hoister's Chinese Buffet in Clarence, NY on Monday night. Friends Derrick Winterbottom, left, and Harris Delmonico began debating which animal is the world's hungriest shortly after 7:20 pm said restaurant employees.

"The hippo is obviously the hungriest," claimed Delmonico. "Who hasn't heard of the hungry hungry hippos?"

Winterbottom was quick to maintain that the wolf is hungriest, asking "Why else would Duran Duran immortalize it in such a great fucking song? If Simon LeBont is going to be hungry, it sure as hell wouldn't be like a less hungry animal. He goes right to the top."

Like a virus, the loud debate spread quickly through the crowded restaurant. Nobody is sure exactly what started the brawl, but Winterbottom believes it was ignited by a handful of crab legs thrown in someone's face.

"And then there were eggrolls flying, and chairs going through windows, and friends beating each other with plastic trays. It was badass."