Family Party Goes From Bad To Worse
The Solesson family party took a dramatic turn from "insufferably boring" to "excruciatingly awkward" when Grandma Louise, pictured here, overheard her grandson Ryan Solesson, 18, suggest to his younger brother Jason, 15, that he 'Dirty Sanchez' himself.
"Dirty Sanchez? What are you talking about?" she yelled, causing complete silence in the room.
"I prayed for instant death," Ryan admitted, later adding "hers, not mine."
Cousin Sarah feigned total ignorance and Ryan's mother, Barb, couldn't contain her giggles and had to be excused.
The agony was protracted by Grandma Louise's extensive search through the Unabridged Oxford English Dictionary, which ultimately proved fruitless.
"Dirty Sanchez? What are you talking about?" she yelled, causing complete silence in the room.
"I prayed for instant death," Ryan admitted, later adding "hers, not mine."
Cousin Sarah feigned total ignorance and Ryan's mother, Barb, couldn't contain her giggles and had to be excused.
The agony was protracted by Grandma Louise's extensive search through the Unabridged Oxford English Dictionary, which ultimately proved fruitless.
posted by Brooks at 2/15/2005
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