White House To Increase Pressure On North Korea; Must Take Away Ebay
Since narrowly avoiding the Lame Duck entree this November, George Bush and his White House Gang (mostly comprised of Marky Mark's ill-fated Funky Bunch), have sought to clamp down on the renegade republic of North Korea. They feel the key step in their "full court press" is to take away North Korea's eBay privileges.
Kim Jong Il and Co. have been active members of the eBay community since 2001, where they currently hold Gold Power-Seller status. Washington believes that the 'evil' dictator is making 80-90% of his income from eBay transactions. "Guns, missiles, DVD's, and porn. Lots of porn," says Vice President Cheney. "Have you seen what he charges for shipping? They must be laughing all the way to the bank, if they had a bank, which they don't, because they're commie bastards."
eBay administrators have resisted Washington's requests to cancel North Korea's membership, or even to rescind their Power-Seller status. One eBay director replied, "they ship fast, they pay promptly, and their feedback is excellent. Our hands our tied."
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Kim Jong Il and Co. have been active members of the eBay community since 2001, where they currently hold Gold Power-Seller status. Washington believes that the 'evil' dictator is making 80-90% of his income from eBay transactions. "Guns, missiles, DVD's, and porn. Lots of porn," says Vice President Cheney. "Have you seen what he charges for shipping? They must be laughing all the way to the bank, if they had a bank, which they don't, because they're commie bastards."
eBay administrators have resisted Washington's requests to cancel North Korea's membership, or even to rescind their Power-Seller status. One eBay director replied, "they ship fast, they pay promptly, and their feedback is excellent. Our hands our tied."
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posted by Brooks at 2/14/2005
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