Friday, February 11, 2005

Negligent Nanny Fired

A yet-to-be-identified nanny for the wealthy parents of these Shanghai sextuplets was given a pink slip and a savage beating after mistakenly putting the infants down for a nap in the path of an oncoming marathon.

Thankfully, race leader Charles Wei, shown here leaping gracefully, was the first to reach the sextuplets and managed to clear the gaggle of babies with relative ease, citing his steeplechase experience as the critical skill. "Now you know what those water pits on the track are for...they're to save lives."

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