Local Man Realizes He Is Dating A "Superfreak"
Local resident Drew Henman is slowly coming to grips with the idea that he is dating a Superfreak, say friends. The Superfreak, Allison Marsh, shown here playing strip poker, claims that she just likes "having a good time," but Henman is starting to pull away.
"At first I was so into her. We had a blast for those couple weeks. Now I'm seeing the signs more clearly," he said.
Henman's roommate, Josh Litmann, thinks that the writing has been on the wall since the beginning. "I mean come on, she likes the boys in the band for christsake."
For his birthday last week, Marsh set up a romantic evening including incense, wine and candles. "Such a freaky scene," Henman remarked.
After much prodding, Henman finally admitted in a flood of tears that "she's the kind you don't take home to mother."
"At first I was so into her. We had a blast for those couple weeks. Now I'm seeing the signs more clearly," he said.
Henman's roommate, Josh Litmann, thinks that the writing has been on the wall since the beginning. "I mean come on, she likes the boys in the band for christsake."
For his birthday last week, Marsh set up a romantic evening including incense, wine and candles. "Such a freaky scene," Henman remarked.
After much prodding, Henman finally admitted in a flood of tears that "she's the kind you don't take home to mother."
posted by Brooks at 2/11/2005
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