Light Petting Quitting the Sex Game
Sources close to the Petting family report that Light Petting is retiring from the sex game effective immediately. The unnamed insider said that "Light has been living in the shadow of his older brother, Heavy Petting, for way too long. It's time to move on."
Heavy Petting has enjoyed a nearly 12:1 advantage in market share over its sibling, mostly because nobody knows what Light Petting really means.
Light Petting will continue to work part time in the house cat petting arena, where it has enjoyed tremendous success.
Heavy Petting has enjoyed a nearly 12:1 advantage in market share over its sibling, mostly because nobody knows what Light Petting really means.
Light Petting will continue to work part time in the house cat petting arena, where it has enjoyed tremendous success.
posted by Brooks at 2/16/2005
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