Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Target Reaches Market Saturation

After opening the 240th Target Department store in the Netherlands, pictured here, the retailing giant achieved total market saturation in the Northern-European nation.

Wal-Mart, the universally acknowledged "greatest retailer in the galaxy" and "right hand of Satan himself" announced plans to purchase every star that shines over Europe and slipcover them with their Smiley-Face logo.

K-Mart was too busy wallowing in the feces of its mismanagement to comment.

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